But they ignore their own message by adhering to an outdated system that lets them market "The Guy Game" to anyone but adults.I Wanna Be The Guy: The Movie: The Game is a sardonic loveletter to the halcyon days of early American videogaming, packaged as a nail-rippingly difficult platform adventure. Game makers themselves have said for years that parents need to realize how games are growing up with their audiences. The line between "mature" and "adults only" has clearly been blurred, if not outright erased. Its also probably not exactly what mom and dad have in mind when they think of video games. Though they may be too drunk, or just too oblivious, to articulate it, they appear to sense that topless rope jumping in front of a crowd of braying college boys is not exactly what mom and dad had in mind for their little girl when she went off to college for the first time. One gets the sense that even the women who appear in this game feel a vague unease about what they're doing. Though some retailers won't sell these games to kids, they lack the stigma of "Adults Only."īy an impressive feat of persuasion, Topheavy Studios managed to win a "Mature" rating for "The Guy Game," puzzling because it is no different from the "Girls Gone Wild" type of soft-core porn sold to adults only. Games with less extreme adult content - violence, occasional nudity and foul language - fall under the "mature" label, technically for people 17 and older but generally considered acceptable and sold alongside all other games. So far, "Adults Only" has been the realm of pornographic titles sold by obscure companies for the PC. Console makers including Sony and Nintendo won't release them for their systems, and most retailers won't sell them. Like the old "X" label for movies, "Adults Only" is the quickest way to sink a game's fortunes.
Trust the Entertainment Software Rating Board, which grades the content of each game on a scale from "Everyone" to "Adults Only."īut "The Guy Game" (about $40) exposes a loophole in that system that underscores just how much it needs to be changed. This title is billed as a harmless trivia game for the college-age guy, yet the naive among you may ask whether it will be sold on store shelves alongside " Mario Kart: Double Dash!!" and "Pokemon Coliseum." Yes, the industry will say, but don't worry.
Steinem might recoil at being associated in even the most minuscule way with "The Guy Game." Still, she can perhaps take some consolation in the knowledge that the title ought to be part of a new video game revolution.
Still other questions are amusing in their own particular way, as when two bikini-clad women are asked, "Who founded the magazine Ms. How many "Jeopardy" contestants, for example, will know that Avogadro's number is the name for the number of particles in one mole of any chemical substance?
Some questions are tailor-made for this crowd (the ZIP code of Beverly Hills?) while some are tailor-made for the crowd of onlookers. The more often the player predicts her answer, the more the game removes its digital obscurations.Ĭalling this demeaning is like saying anteaters favorite food is ants. If she's wrong, she must remove her top for an excited off-screen crowd. Players spend the game in the following manner: Guess the answer to a trivia question, and then guess whether a woman in accompanying footage filmed during spring break on Texas' South Padre Island will get the answer, too. Aficionados will remember 1972 as the year video games were born, with the arrival of "Pong." Perhaps someday they will remember 2004 as the year video games died.Īttribute it to "The Guy Game," from Topheavy Studios, best described as "Girls Gone Wild conquers your Playstation," and the apotheosis of a season when video games finally found sex.